Mississippi

[jighead-two]

While Walt and Walleye Carl were at Brushy, I was with Zach and Brad watching them catch nice walleyes, smallmouth, and a couple of decent northerns. They did let me catch a couple, but not very big. Came close to hitting an Eagle on the way over eating some road kill. Mr. Eagle fisheye news guy, could I go to jail for having Eagle feathers stuck in my trucks grill?

[Old Fisheye]

Wow Jig-Head Two,

That sounds like a very tall story.
I guess I would believe the story about the Eagle flying into you grill and leaving a few feathers to make it look like your the guilty guy, but if he flew into the grill I would say it was his fault and your home free......

Thats the way you told the story.......Right.

Now for the story about all those fish.....
I guess I would say you might be stretching the truth a little.
I don't think anyone would believe that story.

Thanks for trying though.
Old Fisheye the Eagle