Well, 1st for those of you that have Geico Insurance. Your rates are going up becauce I ran over two of their Gecko's that they use for advertising.
Sorry but they were crossing the road and now, Well I think they call it,
ROADKILL
Im visiting my mother this week so I was a nice guy today and raked her sandy yard,
Trimmed her cactus, and mowed the rest of the sand that I couldnt rake.
and I thought leaves were tuff. 
Not much fishin going on out here in the desert, but the horse that cowboy was riding down the side of the road today really jumped when I blew the horn.
And the scracthes that I put in the door of my rental chasing those road runners thru the desert will take a few minutes to rub out in the morning are keeping me from getting into too much trouble.
Well I better go before the Cartel get after me for picking this green leafy stuff.
Old Fisheye Reporting nothing but the truth